Christmas Time!!!

I had a wonderful Christmas. Great food, good company, great presents...this has been a blessed year for my family. I got some great gifts this year. I have no complaints.

On another note a friend has been hyping me up to approach men more. That is something I rarely do. They usually come to me...lol

What do y'all think...who should do the approaching men or women?

Just thinking in the mad real world.

I Got To Get This Out Before Christmas!

There are a few haters makin' their rounds in blog land...So I figured I would dedicate something to them.

All y'all haters can kiss my ass,
I'm here today to put you on blast.
Spreading hatred blog to blog
Are you a bitch? Or do you prefer female dog?

You know better than to spit that trash here
The pain I give is worse than a pap smear!
Pull that stick out yo ass,
Are you afraid without it you'll have no class?

How ya doin' so far, enjoyin the tale?
How 'bout I get more graphic, give some more detail
You are the worst type of person a hater from a far
Why don't you stoppin' signing as anonymous tell everyone who you are?

You won't or you can't
You're a muthafuckin' peon, the size of an ant.
I know your identity
But I have to keep it quiet due to another entity.

When you finally figure out I'm talkin' bout you
Bring that drama this way, show me you got the clue
I got that "Saw" shit
Pimp smack you so hard the only thing you'll be able to eat is grits.

You got caught by the trip wire
Stumbled and fell into the brush fire
A new attitude you need to acquire
Cause you've just been checked by NameLiar.

Well I feel better now that I've gotten that off of my chest...Tis the season in the mad real world.

Five Facts Tag...Better Late Than Never.

Alright people Groove tagged me sometime last week I believe it was and I've been so busy I haven't had time to hop on it...So here it goes.

FIVE FACTS ABOUT NAMELIAR

1. I have a thing for knives. I want a katana. I think it started when I was a child watching He-Man and She-Ra. They both had swords...ever since then I wanted one and that urge hasn't left me. The only difference now is I want them as decorative pieces instead of as things to play with...lol Being aggressive here.

2. I chat with this dude on occasion...maybe ever other day...and he works my last nerve. Most of the stuff he says aggravates the hell out of me but I still deal with his sorry ass...don't ask me why. All the while I am talking with him I'm thinking you are such a prick....I borrowed that from my homeboy Jacob...lol Being passive here.

3. I have a crush on a friend of a guy that works with me. Man! I'm telling y'all I met this dude Saturday and I was like DAYUUUM!!!! Hey baby can I get your number...What's up? Of course I didn't say any of that but, when old boy introduced me to him...he wouldn't let go of my hand. Hopefully that is a good sign...I won't know until I go back to work Tuesday. Damn! I should have jumped his ass.

4. I love Christmas I can't wait for it to get here. The extra time with family and friends sharing and caring...Not having to go to work...lol Its like having a family reunion in the winter. Now my family isn't that big so...its a small family reunion but still. I love it!!! Can't get enough!

5. I walk the straight and narrow when I'm not pimpin'. I've never smoked weed, or anything else for that matter. I can count on two hands the number of times I've drunk alcohol...sad I know...lol...When I'm not cussing someone out on here I'm a pretty good girl. Just ask anyone.

I won't continue the tag by tagging others...or how about this...Got writers block? If so, tag you're it in the mad real world.

"Joy to the world the Lord has come let earth receive her king!"

Attention Please!

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...Do I have a treat for you. AimHigher and I want to bring you something special for Christmas. Something that every woman needs. A MAN!

This is Will.

Will is a gentlemen. He's 6' 200lbs...athletic build with the abs worth your weight in gold. If you are looking for a good man to spend time with this is your man. He works out, plays basketball, builds and repairs computers and enjoys the company of a good woman. The man has brawn and beauty. I know Will sounds like someone you would like to get to know holla at me. He is available.

This is Jason.

Jason is also a gentleman who is willing to accommodate a woman with what she needs. Sounds to good to be true, well it isn't. He's 6'2 185lbs and wears a size 12 shoe. Shoe size does matter in this case. Don't let the sheep appearance fool you this man is definitely a wolf who is not afraid to take control and show you what he's working with. This model and mentor is available.

So what do you think? Do you see anything you like?

I can't wait to hear the comments after this post in the mad real world.

"Santa Claus go straight to the ghetto..."

Wedding Bells...Is It To Early To Say I Object?

Last night one of my younger sisters got engaged. She is 19 and he is 20. He asked my mother and my father for their permission and they both agreed. Well, my father went along with what my mother said.

I like the guy, he is very cool, a good "man" but I still see them as kids. My mother asked him how did he propose, he was so embarrassed and as I listened to them tell the story they both sounded like two little kids who just came up with the notion of being boyfriend or girlfriend.

RULE #1
JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO EXCEPT!

My father being the supportive man he is told my sister, "Y'all are young, you'll change your mind." I wanted to laugh so bad because I was thinking the same thing. No matter how hard you try to deny it you still pick up some of your parents traits.

Is 19 and 20 to young? The things I thought I was sure about at 19 and 20 turned out to be the other way around. I've feel like I've grown a lot in the past 4 years but never would I have made a commitment that big...then again I'm a pimp, she's not...lol

They want to have a long engagement, I think that is good. Maybe actually be able to get into a club and drink legally before you commit to someone for life...Alcohol has a big effect on peoples lives...lol

Here comes the bride in the mad real world?

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I started writing something...I was almost done when I decided that what I was writing didn't sound like the NameLiar you all have come to love so, I trashed it. I'll be back when I have something to talk about. Hell if you got something you need to holla at me about y'all can catch me on yahoo. You already know the name.

I'll be back in the mad real world.

I Met A Famous Person

I met Joan Cusack yesterday. I know y'all probably like who gives a fuck but I don't care its my blog so piss off if you don't like it.

For those of you still reading you may remember her from movies like, The Addams Family, Toys, Runaway Bride, Chicken Little, The Cradle Will Rock, Arlington Road, etc. If not those then maybe the US Cellular commercials.

Anywho I walk to the cash register because I saw a woman standing there trying to put on her coat. Her basket had been sitting there a long time so I asked,
"Are you ready for me yet?"
She said, "Sure." When I looked at her I thought in my head, that's Joan Cusack! Then I started to doubt myself. Nah that isn't her, then again she does live in Chicago, but she looks so different.

As I was taking the movies out of the security devices. She asked me to tell her what one was about and what the rating was. Y'all know my ass knows a lot about movies so I went to tell her all about the plot of the story. She asked if I thought it was appropriate for a little boy. I said its only PG-13 it shouldn't be that bad. I finished ringing her up and she handed me her credit card and it confirmed what I was thinking. It was her. So I said...which I probably shouldn't have said..."Joan Cusack, I knew it was you."
She said, "No you didn't."
"I sure did. I knew when I first saw you."
"Awe you're so nice."
"Thank you."
"Most people don't recognize me, they say things like 'Don't you live in my building' or 'Haven't I met you before' or 'Don't I know you from somewhere you look so familiar'." We both laughed.
"I've watched one to many movies not to recognize you Mrs. Cusack."
"Well thank you, Millie." Wow she read my name tag how cool is that.
She said, "Have a good day," and I said "A good day to you as well."

I think she is the first famous person I have ever met. Thank God I didn't lose my cool...lol..not that pimp ever does that.

Okay so she isn't Angela Bassett, Denzel Washington, or Julia Roberts but she was nice and I liked her, so don't go pissin' on my meeting a famous person in the mad real world.

I've Been Gone For A Minute, Now I'm Back With The Jump Off!

Is it just me or is there something wrong with this picture?

No 50 Aim your eyebrow Higher in the mad real world!

What The Hell Are You Smokin'?

Have you ever seen the movie Top Gun? Well here is my rendition of a song in that movie. Bring back those hostile feelings, whoa oh those hostile feelings, bring back them hostile feelings now they're gone gone gone whoa oh oh oh...Well they aren't gone yet.

I've been feeling real good lately no hostility to report and then out of the blue I get a dumbass sending me IMs on yahoo. This nigga bout to get his feelings hurt in one minute.

First, he hits me with some bullshit like, "Why don't you call me?" I'm thinking because you ask questions like, why don't you call me. Why the fuck don't you call me nigga? Why in the hell do I have to be the aggressor. If you want my ass then come and get me.

Second, he be asking me stupid ass questions like, "Millie are you done pimpin'?" Nigga I ain't about to stop pimpin' for some nigga I ain't never met. The only place I know this nigga from is yahoo and we all know what that means...I really don't know his puss ass. I've talked to him on the phone a couple of times but I got the feeling he really wasn't listening to my ass which is a huge NO, NO! When I get that feeling...I DON'T want sexual healing, I want to hang the damn phone up and that's what I did.

So now he is sending me messages talking about we need to talk about us...US. What US? There is no US. There is a you and a me but no US.
Long story short the nigga wants some type of commitment from me. He wants insurance on my ass. If I say I'll be his then he will feel secure in making a move to come see my ass. Bitch ass nigga please that shit ain't gon' never happen!

I was trying to be nice to his puss ass in the beginning but now he is straight irritating the inner part of my asshole.

I'm going to the gun range to get my practice on, in the mad real world.
"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. Since we've no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!"