YOU CAN'T SEND A MAN TO DO A WOMAN'S JOB!

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself or so I thought.

For those of you who don't know I am an abstract artist.
I have a few of my paintings on my Blackplanet.com page my screen name is HelpDisArtist. Anyway, I wanted to put some of my newer works on my page.I don't have a digital camera so I asked my fake ass god brother to take some pictures of my work with his camera phone and email the pictures to me.
He said okay and I ended up with a bunch of bad pictures.
I thought his lazy ass rushed and got a bunch of bad pictures.So I took some pictures with my best friends camera phone.
It turns out that mine aren't so hot either...I am so disappointed in technology.
But here is a side by side comparison of the pictures he and I took.
I still think he rushed a bit.
His are on the left because you know he ain't right.Let me know what you think about the art, I love getting feedback.

Camera phones suck in the mad real world.

Okay I Have A Serious Problem...Is There A Psychologist In the House??

I enjoy violent video games a little to much. Wait let me take that back I enjoy this one series of violent games a little to much. Bare with me I am going through. The game in which I speak of is Grand Theft Auto. I played GTA San Andreas this weekend for the first time. Yes I am aware that it has been out for some time now, but I was trying to hold off on the game play.That game is so easy to get wrapped up in...its like a miniature world. You have to make sure your character eats, gets his hair cut, keeps on clean clothes...all types of ish. I must admit my favorite part of the game is the fact that you get to stop people in the middle of the street, open their car's door, punch the shit out of them, say something real nasty, yank them out, and drive off with their shit(as seen above). Plus you got gang members chasing you, a girlfriend you have to keep happy even though she is ghetto as hell (she be doing drive-bys with the main character) dirty cops trying to take your little money....man this game is the shit.You get to do all the violent shit you sometimes wish you could do when you are mad or I wish I could do, I don't know about y'all, without any real negative consequences. Why just the other day I stole some weapons from the army, got into a gun battle with some soldiers, tagged a couple of building, killed a few rival gang members, reclaimed my gangs turf, stole an old caddy and had hydraulics and custom wheels put on it, all while listening to Ice Cube and Dr. Dre.Long story short I enjoy the hell out of that game and I don't care how immature you may call me, I love every minute of it.

We don' came a long way since Pong in the mad real world.

Stella Don' Lost Her Groove

You've probably heard and probably seen what is going on with Terry McMillan. Ole' boy who she was getting her groove back with Jonathan Plummer is gay. This week he was on Good Morning America and she was on the Tavis Smiley show. First I'm going to give you some of the "facts" and then I will tell you what I think, as I always do.

Jonathan claims at the time of their initial "grooving" he did not know he was gay. J.L King the dude who wrote "On The Down Low: A Journey Into the Lives of 'Straight' Black Men Who Sleep With Men," (damn that's a long ass title, he wanted to make sure people knew what he was talking about in that book, that ain't no R Kelly ish) says "Nonsense...He knew he was gay." To tell you the truth dude looks gay. Just look at him in the old pictures with her....fruity as hell...Lately he is looking fruitier than ever.

Now he and Terry are going through a divorce and he wants some cold hard cash-o-la. Man I would tell that puss ass nigga to step the fuck off, but here is what Terry had to say, "You know he has risked my life having sex with men for years. He's gotten to become a U.S. citizen because of his affair with me, his relationship with me. I don't care about him being gay but he risked my life. What if I am sitting here HIV positive? I can't get rid of that and he wants my money? He should get a job." I agree, get a job!I could have saved Terry a whole lot of trouble. I have long realized that younger men are not where it's at. She got with dude when he was 20. No matter how mature they seem they are still only 20. They might not have any baggage but they don't know what they want and they don't have as much experience. If you are willing to deal with that then more power to you. I leave 'em where I find them. I'm closer to 20 than she is and I wouldn't touch 'em with a 10 foot pole.

Terry is hostile as hell and I don't blame her.

Truthfully though it really saddens me to see all of this on TV, but then again she has a new book about to be released...

Ain't no such thing as bad publicity in the mad real world.

Okay Yeah She A Ho....But She's A Rapper Too!

AWWWE LAWD!!! They don' convicted Lil' Kim.

By now I am sure you've heard.

Okay we all know the Notorious K.I.M. yes, she is a ho and speaks of ho-ish things but, she be getting gangsta too man. I don't want her ass to go to jail. Who else is going to make a song that says, "Niggas ain't shit but they still can lick, all they can do for me is suck my clit, I jumpin' out the bed after I cum, thinkin' they gon get some pussy but they gets nun!?" I mean really people.

Where in the hell is Jesse "Talk Mo' Shit Than a lil' Bit" Jackson when you need him. Somebody call Al Sharpton they 'bout to put "THE" bitch in jail....I think I'm gonna faint. Somebody fan me...GradieGreen, Teej, Hassan.....Somebody quick get me a glass a water.....

Ooooh thank ya chile.

So Lil' Kim is a liar.... so what... does she really need to be in jail a year. AND ...yes there is an and.....And on top of that they are giving her three years probation. Martha Stewart was lying when she was playing around with those stocks and got caught. All they gave her was a few months. Bush was lying when he said Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. They didn't do nothing to his ass but call him dumb and hell we already knew that. Hell my name is name-liar, are they gon' lock me up next?

The guy who killed my aunt got on the stand and lied. All he got was 2 years and he murdered someone. Where is the justice? Now they want to lock up a harmless 5 foot nothing broad for lying. I swear they ain't got nothing better to do.

I think it is a conspiracy.....That's right I said it...CONSPIRACY! See they couldn't lock up Michael Jackson's ass so they got Kim instead. Hell everyone knows that she is catching up with Michael on the plastic surgery tip. (Refer to the top photo) She's starting to look like a Jackson for real ya'll. And hell Vivica Fox has been looking suspicious as well. It looks like she paid the set of "Nip & Tuck" one too many visits. If you know what I mean Verne, but that's another story.

Anyway...please help me get Lil Kim freed...We got Mandela out surely we can get Kim out.
Man I have to get some t-shirts made, get a headquarters, get some funding, get some volunteers, find the next Johnny Cochran.....so much to do. On the bright side maybe this will help her career, she will have more street cred...lol

Fight the power in the mad real world.

Step In the Name of....."What the Hell Are You Doing?"

Alright who knows how to step? No, I mean really. Just because you can shuffle your feet back and forth like your granddaddy use to do that doesn't mean you can step.

I attended a wedding Saturday. It was alright, don't ask. Anyway, a "steppas" cut comes on and bam its time to make a move. Okay, first, I didn't have to look for a partner because there were no cute single men there and my male cousins can't dance, they just clown... So I had to grab my younger sister. She is only 18 but she can step her ass off. She be in the zone like bam, bam, bam...Oh sorry you would have to see the gestures to understand the bam,bam, bam...lol

Anyway, I'm out there on the floor doing the dang thang like a professional spinning and twisting my sister and people are actually stopping us like can you teach me. I'm like," baby bye," this is not the time for a lesson, you are supposed practice at home so you can jam at the party.

Man, this one guy was trying to teach his wife and she had it all wrong stepping on his feet, he looked as if he was getting frustrated...So I had to make it worse. I know the couple pretty well, so I twirled my sister their way and while doing so said, "You two old people don't know what you're doing? Now that's a shame." I did another turn where my sister's hand slides across my shoulders...You have to see me in action, its a very beautiful sight...I'm too smooth...lol

Anyway, my sister and I had our fun, but when we sat down people were still asking if we could teach them...So you know I got to thinking...Which is very dangerous when I do it....Eureka!!! I'm going to start teaching and charging "knee-growz." I'm bout to get paid. Bam, bam, bam.
We steppin' like professionals in the mad real world.