Been So Long

It's been quite some time since I last blogged...almost a month. Here are the updates...

Dating a negro and I'm not completely happy. The Nig is a little selfish. Now hollering at some other negroes.

Wasn't making enough money at my job, got me a new one and quit the old. I've moved out of retail and back into the office. I couldn't help it that's where the real money is and sometimes a little stress but so far so good I think I might avoid that at this gig.

Its hot as hell in Chicago. I'm bout to die. It went from 60 to 90 overnight. WTF!! I was so not prepared.

By the way I met Insanely and she is cool as hell.
But anywho that is the month of May in a nutshell.

I'll try and keep ya'll up to date more often in the mad real world.

Its My Blog And I Know What The Fuck I'm Saying!!

To all my regular visitors, my homies, my peeps, I've just had another blogger refer to me as ignorant. Here we go! You know what that makes me want to do. SNAP, CRACKLE, and POP!! But I will try to conduct myself in a civil matter.

Olawunmi decided to read one of my old post from August 25, 2005. When he read this...

"5. Tell the random Nigerians who find me through yahoo to step the fuck off, yes I know I am the most beautiful woman you have ever seen but I am still not going to marry your black ass. What the hell man, I watched Hotel Rwanda they ain't about to mistake my yellow ass for no Tutsi."

He responded with...
"you're just ignorant. we don't have tutsis in nigeria!!! damn. don't know whether to laugh or cry!"

Now he has alleged that I, NameLiar, the bossiest of bosses is ignorant. Normally as a boss I would just say "FUCK YOU, YOU LIMP DICK PUSS ASS MUTHAFUCKA," but I will refrain from using such words and explain what I said for all the people on the short yellow bus.

First, I very well know that there aren't any Tutsis in Nigeria. (Then again there could be its called migration, we have Tutsis here so how far fetched is it to believe that there are some in Nigeria) I know the Tutsis are from Rwanda. The movie is called Hotel Rwanda...lol...common sense tells me that if I knew nothing else.
However, when I said that they weren't about to "mistake my yellow ass for a Tutsi" I was implying that if a color war broke out and Nigeria split into two sides light verses dark I wasn't about to be mistaken for anyone else.

Now I don't know if the lighter skinned Nigerians are grouped or if they have a name but I used the name Tutsi because everyone here or shall I say I believe the majority of my regular readers know that the Tutsi represented the lighter skinned Rwandians. I am also aware that there are more distinctions between the Hutu and the Tutsis but lets not even go there.

Second, it was a joke. Jokes don't have to be fact, if they were they would be called just that a fact. A joke is something that was started or is based in truth but is twisted into an obscure view. In other words lighten up.

Now let's get down to the real problem. What are you going to do about those damn Nigerians who harrass me on Yahoo. I mean what are you going to do about their ignorance on the topic of American culture, or better yet the African American culture, just because they tell a black woman she's beautiful doesn't mean she belongs to them or even wants to belong to them. LMAO! You know I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

I think that was very civilized for me, I've been known to say worse in the mad real world.

That Ain't The Shit You Say To A BOSS!!!

Alright first if you haven't heard Kelis' new song "Bossy" then you won't understand why I call myself a boss...Download it...It's my Spring/Summer anthem for now.

Anywho, let me tell ya'll what went down with this new nigga I'm hollerin' at. We chillin' at my house watching a little TV all snuggled up when the commercial for the new Tomb Raider video game comes on (don't fucking start on me about playing video games). Anyway, I'm all like "oooh I want that!" Like a little ass kid and do you know what this nigga has the nerve to say to me. No don't try to guess I'll tell you. He says, "Oh I guess you will buying that with your next check."

WTF!!! I repeat WHAT THE FUCK!!! I play it cool and say, "Nah I have to pay bills with the next check." He replies, "Well you can get it with the check after that." Hell nah muthafucker. I don't believe this nigga. I can get it with "MY check." What the fuck does my check have to do with anything. Alright so now I'm pissed off and you know that nigga didn't get any pussy and still hasn't gotten any. I'm givin' up the good shit and this nigga wants to get all stingy. FUCK THAT or shall I say NOT!!!

Just to make sure I'm not crazy...If your significant other showed a major interest in anything...would you attempt to get it for them? Fellas if ya girl was up in arms about a video game would you grab it for her? Well if ya girl was me...lol

I tell you somebody always creates a situation where I have to let off a little steam in the mad real world.