I Ain't Datin' No Church Members

For all the regular readers y'all know I go off every now and then but today I'm 'bout to get real ignorant.
Please be advised this may not be suitable for all audiences.

I have another problem y'all besides the addiction to violent video games. My problem will probably get me in trouble, but hell I have to keep it real. Well here goes...

DEEP BREATH

My name is Namelia and I don't trust or want to date men who go to church.

Okay I know y'all are thinking, "what the hell?" or "girl you are totally ass backwards." But I straight up don't trust them dudes. It's so funny because I didn't even realize that I really didn't date men who go to church until this dude tried to holla.

This man is in church every Sunday, faithfully, hell he is probably there now, and he told me he loves the Lord. Sounds good right...WRONG!! This dude is a straight up ho. Now I don't doubt his love for the Lord but he has seriously misunderstood His teachings. Ho-ing (if you will) is not described as a good way to get on the Lord side in the Bible, if I'm not mistaken (trust me I'm not)
So the whore of Babylon tried to holla, no biggie right, that doesn't mean every man in church is a ho. That is true it doesn't, but it has helped me to realize that I discriminate. But then I have to ask myself where did I get this idea that dating a man who is in church is a bad idea....Let me think hmmm where did I get that idea? *Lightbulb* I know where I got that idea from CHURCH!

I spent the first 15 years of my life in this church on the Westside (the best side) of Chicago and that is where the root of my prejudice developed. Once upon a time that church was a safe haven, a place of worship, but over the years something happened...it changed, I changed, something changed, or maybe my eyes were just opened as I got older. As a child I was an observer, I didn't speak much in social settings, only spoke when spoken to (I talk to much now I need to get back to listening) I just watched people. The more I watched the more I learned. What I began to learn in the church aside from the good stuff was that there was a whole shitty river of garbage that ran through it. (Man I could so put a ton of people on blast right now but I won't) Y'all know the stories anyway its the same in every church. If you have ever attended a church regularly you know what I'm speaking about and if you go/went to church regularly and say you don't know, you are either lying or not paying attention.
Everybody knows when Deacon Smith, who is married, is getting busy with Sister Johnson. Everybody knows that Minister Jones is a ho with 6 kids and 4 different babies' daddies with another on the way minus a wedding ring. And everybody knows that Tyrone "Work It Girl" Williams is gay, no he is not gay, he is flamin' gay (One step from being a woman).

Somewhere among all of this I decided that these negroes are crazy and the reason they are in church is because they need some serious help. So while most are calling themselves trying to "get right" they are at the church acting like monkeys in a barrel, hindering each other instead of helping. Anywho, I grow tired of typing about these fools be on look out for part two, I gotta run I'mma be late for church...lol

Its offering time, get them bills ready I don't want to hear any change rattling in the mad real world.