Part Two
So I had to break the date with psycho and it wasn't pretty.
He called me at the crack of dawn, now ya'll know before the job I have now I didn't wake up until 11, 12, or even 1 in the afternoon.
Anyway, I was like "Hello?"
He: Yeah I just wanted to tell you don't look at your offline messages.
Me: Huh, what do you mean? (Still half asleep)
He: Just promise that when you get on the net you will delete the messages I sent you offline.
Me: Okay. (BLATANT LIE) Let me call you back when I get up.
He: Okay.
I ran to my computer to see what this nut job sent. I had about 5 offline messages all that read something like..."You are not who I thought you were. You just missed out on a good thing. You'll never find anyone like me, you are so stupid..."yadda yadda yadda etc etc. I was like hell nah you little fucker. So I called him back calm and collected.
He: Hey beautiful.
Me: Aye Maine we ain't gon' be able to go out tonight.
He: What? Why?
Me: Look dude you a little to deep for me.
He: What do you mean?
Me: Well I already detect some traits that I don't get down with at all. You sending up red flags on my end.
He: I don't understand.
Me: You are to possessive and I don't even know you.
He: This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.
Me: You should hear what I'm hearing.
He: Well fuck you then.
Me: Awe suck a dick you crazy bitch. I hung up.
Luckily he didn't call back and it didn't get out of hand at least not to bad. But two years later which was two days ago I get this on my new Blackplanet page...
What's Good With You?
How is everything going with you beautiful? My name is Tyvan, and I am a 24 year old black male from Chicago Illinois, hitting you up because I liked what I read and saw. I am single with no kids, and I am a college graduate also. If you wanna talk, then hit me up, I have yahoo IM(supremegemini)...Look forward to talking to MsNeo-Soul <--My screen name. A few minutes later I get this... Another thing
I have never gotten my butt kicked in any video game by a woman, lol....So I would like to take you up on that challenge if we got further in conversation and meeting each other, lol.
I say to myself it couldn't be, but then again he wouldn't recognize me because I no longer have a perm or blonde hair. I check his Blackplanet page and find that it is indeed Crazy Ass! I don't say anything to his notes on BP, I then get this...
You're Bogus
I think that's wrong that you viewed my page and didn't send me a note back, I saw you on my page log..I was really feeling you, but if you're not interested in me, I can't help that, but you could have still sent a note saying something..If it's because I don't have a pic, well I do have them, I just don't have time to put it on here...So that's on you...because you still are a beautiful queen, and if you want to talk, my yahoo IM(supremegemini) or you can call me at(312) 823-8715..But if I am not your type you feel, I hope you find that king that will match your crown..Holla back
I then send him a note and say...
I see you haven't changed Mr. Smith.
I get...
And I still see with all of your neo soul talk that you are impolite and very conceited. Have a great life, and don't think I dont' who you are..be more humble in life, you will go further.Peace
He doesn't have the slightest idea who I am because if he did he would have called me by my name like I did him. I sent him another note saying...
LMAO!
I tell you boy just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen here comes the coch-a-rochezz...lol
And that was a college graduate folks...there sure are a lot of good educated men out here in the mad real world.
He called me at the crack of dawn, now ya'll know before the job I have now I didn't wake up until 11, 12, or even 1 in the afternoon.
Anyway, I was like "Hello?"
He: Yeah I just wanted to tell you don't look at your offline messages.
Me: Huh, what do you mean? (Still half asleep)
He: Just promise that when you get on the net you will delete the messages I sent you offline.
Me: Okay. (BLATANT LIE) Let me call you back when I get up.
He: Okay.
I ran to my computer to see what this nut job sent. I had about 5 offline messages all that read something like..."You are not who I thought you were. You just missed out on a good thing. You'll never find anyone like me, you are so stupid..."yadda yadda yadda etc etc. I was like hell nah you little fucker. So I called him back calm and collected.
He: Hey beautiful.
Me: Aye Maine we ain't gon' be able to go out tonight.
He: What? Why?
Me: Look dude you a little to deep for me.
He: What do you mean?
Me: Well I already detect some traits that I don't get down with at all. You sending up red flags on my end.
He: I don't understand.
Me: You are to possessive and I don't even know you.
He: This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.
Me: You should hear what I'm hearing.
He: Well fuck you then.
Me: Awe suck a dick you crazy bitch. I hung up.
Luckily he didn't call back and it didn't get out of hand at least not to bad. But two years later which was two days ago I get this on my new Blackplanet page...
What's Good With You?
How is everything going with you beautiful? My name is Tyvan, and I am a 24 year old black male from Chicago Illinois, hitting you up because I liked what I read and saw. I am single with no kids, and I am a college graduate also. If you wanna talk, then hit me up, I have yahoo IM(supremegemini)...Look forward to talking to MsNeo-Soul <--My screen name. A few minutes later I get this... Another thing
I have never gotten my butt kicked in any video game by a woman, lol....So I would like to take you up on that challenge if we got further in conversation and meeting each other, lol.
I say to myself it couldn't be, but then again he wouldn't recognize me because I no longer have a perm or blonde hair. I check his Blackplanet page and find that it is indeed Crazy Ass! I don't say anything to his notes on BP, I then get this...
You're Bogus
I think that's wrong that you viewed my page and didn't send me a note back, I saw you on my page log..I was really feeling you, but if you're not interested in me, I can't help that, but you could have still sent a note saying something..If it's because I don't have a pic, well I do have them, I just don't have time to put it on here...So that's on you...because you still are a beautiful queen, and if you want to talk, my yahoo IM(supremegemini) or you can call me at(312) 823-8715..But if I am not your type you feel, I hope you find that king that will match your crown..Holla back
I then send him a note and say...
I see you haven't changed Mr. Smith.
I get...
And I still see with all of your neo soul talk that you are impolite and very conceited. Have a great life, and don't think I dont' who you are..be more humble in life, you will go further.Peace
He doesn't have the slightest idea who I am because if he did he would have called me by my name like I did him. I sent him another note saying...
LMAO!
I tell you boy just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen here comes the coch-a-rochezz...lol
And that was a college graduate folks...there sure are a lot of good educated men out here in the mad real world.
posted by NameLiar at 3:48 PM
7 Comments:
GIRL!!!
I thought I was gone have to "let loose"...don't be gettin me amped like that...
I'll go back and read...*lol*
Lemme get my glass of wine...
You dun interrupted me twisting my hair....
This better be good...*lol*
Oh Lord....you need to stay offline with them fools....they crazy!!
I'm really bogus cause that is his real number on there and I've put his real name...lmao. Stay Away from that weirdo
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he's psychotic. And I like how you put his contact info out there. Classic.
Get the f**k out of here!!!! 1st of all my first msg didn't post, and 2ndly....who the hell does dude think he is! Why I oughta! 1st of all his grammer was all messed up, then he had the nerve to go chronological on a sister! I don't like his Azz!
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