"Oh Baby You Got What I Need"....No I Don't
I'm at work the other night helping out a customer...she so didn't know what she wanted. Anywho, one of my co-workers comes dashing around the corner...excited as hell.
"Millie, Millie, Millie, tell me who this is about to come around the corner."
"Huh?"
"Tell me who this dude is."
"What dude?"
"Come look."
"No."
"Here he comes, here he comes."
Around the corner steps what I imagine to be a 6 foot 7 inch 300 pound black dude with the biggest lips and the most unhappiest face. I stared for a second and kept saying in my mind I know this dude. As he peered down on me it hit me....his name that is...Biz Markie.
He mumbled something about headphones. I couldn't understand a word he was saying. My excited co-worker understood it all, he translated. Biz did not look like a happy camper...his ass was looking mean as hell but I'm thinking if he didn't want to get recognized and asked for his autograph by my excited co-worker why didn't he just send one of his boys in to get the headphones? I know why because the nigga likes that shit, people kissing his ass.
He wasn't very nice so I let my excited co-worker and a eager whitey at the job assist him further. I disappeared even though he was in my department...oh well no one seem to notice...lol. Joan Cusak was so much more friendlier.
One more celebrity under my belt in the mad real world.
"Millie, Millie, Millie, tell me who this is about to come around the corner."
"Huh?"
"Tell me who this dude is."
"What dude?"
"Come look."
"No."
"Here he comes, here he comes."
Around the corner steps what I imagine to be a 6 foot 7 inch 300 pound black dude with the biggest lips and the most unhappiest face. I stared for a second and kept saying in my mind I know this dude. As he peered down on me it hit me....his name that is...Biz Markie.
He mumbled something about headphones. I couldn't understand a word he was saying. My excited co-worker understood it all, he translated. Biz did not look like a happy camper...his ass was looking mean as hell but I'm thinking if he didn't want to get recognized and asked for his autograph by my excited co-worker why didn't he just send one of his boys in to get the headphones? I know why because the nigga likes that shit, people kissing his ass.He wasn't very nice so I let my excited co-worker and a eager whitey at the job assist him further. I disappeared even though he was in my department...oh well no one seem to notice...lol. Joan Cusak was so much more friendlier.
One more celebrity under my belt in the mad real world.
posted by NameLiar at 11:42 AM
7 Comments:
I love this post! People are always laughing at me because I rarely recognize someone as famous. Knowing me I would just give it right back to a customer like this.
BIX MARKIE is one of the most unattractive men I have ever seen in the music industry besides flava flav...its madness...lmao lmao
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Biz was a jokey ass MC, but on the tables that cat is nothin' to fuck wit'. If you ever get a chance to see that misanthopic muthafucka spin, do that shit post haste.
KZ
The BIZ?!!!!
I would have bothered him.
I remember the song he did with Masta Ace: Me & the Biz...Classic, although he didn't do much on the song.
find solace(soulace).
damn gina...which joint u work at again? imma have to come and stargaze. what up millie? long time no hear from. you know i still blog too ;)
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