Pimpin', Pimpin', Pimpin'!
My random exploits in pimpland.
1. I'm bout to be a pimp. No for real. This dude wants me to pimp him. Broker him out to other women and I get a percentage. He told me flat out, "Millie I need some extra money, do you think women would pay to have me escort them?" I said, "Yeah, you fine as hell." Let's face it there are plenty of ugly women with money who would pay pretty good to be seen with his fine ass. So he asked if I would help. I told him sure if I get a cut. I'm sure you guys will be hearing more about this...I'll even post a few of his pictures. He even has another male friend who wants to do the same. Pimpin' ...
2. I talked to Alex, the cute Latino dude at my job. I told him I thought he was hot and that I mentioned it to Tami. I also went on to tell him that it was entirely Tami's idea to question him and put me out like that. In addition to that I told him that if I wanted to holla I would've but he is still cute tho'. I found out some things about him after further investigation. Things that were not pleasing to my hears. Pimpin'...
3. I talked to one of my friends from high school. I haven't talked to her in about a year. We always get together when one of our other friends comes home on leave from the service. Anywho, she and I were talking about my ex-boyfriend whom we both had a crush on in high school...I got him after high school she didn't...lol Anyway it appears she wants him now. As I was talking to her on the phone I was instant messaging him. I told her I was doing this and she asked for his email address. I gave it to her, and what do you know she starts IMing him while talking to me. He immediately tells me that she is IMing him...I told him I figured she would. I know deep down she hates that I got a taste and she didn't, especially since she probably figured I didn't have a chance in hell of getting with him in high school. But that is another story that I will explain in further detail in my next post. There is more to tell. Pimpin...
I have to go check on my hoes in the mad real world.
1. I'm bout to be a pimp. No for real. This dude wants me to pimp him. Broker him out to other women and I get a percentage. He told me flat out, "Millie I need some extra money, do you think women would pay to have me escort them?" I said, "Yeah, you fine as hell." Let's face it there are plenty of ugly women with money who would pay pretty good to be seen with his fine ass. So he asked if I would help. I told him sure if I get a cut. I'm sure you guys will be hearing more about this...I'll even post a few of his pictures. He even has another male friend who wants to do the same. Pimpin' ...
2. I talked to Alex, the cute Latino dude at my job. I told him I thought he was hot and that I mentioned it to Tami. I also went on to tell him that it was entirely Tami's idea to question him and put me out like that. In addition to that I told him that if I wanted to holla I would've but he is still cute tho'. I found out some things about him after further investigation. Things that were not pleasing to my hears. Pimpin'...
3. I talked to one of my friends from high school. I haven't talked to her in about a year. We always get together when one of our other friends comes home on leave from the service. Anywho, she and I were talking about my ex-boyfriend whom we both had a crush on in high school...I got him after high school she didn't...lol Anyway it appears she wants him now. As I was talking to her on the phone I was instant messaging him. I told her I was doing this and she asked for his email address. I gave it to her, and what do you know she starts IMing him while talking to me. He immediately tells me that she is IMing him...I told him I figured she would. I know deep down she hates that I got a taste and she didn't, especially since she probably figured I didn't have a chance in hell of getting with him in high school. But that is another story that I will explain in further detail in my next post. There is more to tell. Pimpin...
I have to go check on my hoes in the mad real world.
posted by NameLiar at 4:30 PM
4 Comments:
Well dang gurl,
Get your stable started, okaaay? I need a little extra cash myself... might have put out some feelers to my male friends. Whoever said "pimpin' ain't easy" obviously never been in the Mad Real World.
What did you find out about Alex? Details, nigga!
KZ
Well Zed I found out that Alex was into pain and sex...I myself am into a little rough sex, however I don't want to get my ass kicked. Now if he wanted me to kick his ass I might be up for it...Anywho..it turned me off a little bit, and I found out he does indeed have a girlfriend. And that is one thing I don't do. I never push up on anyone else's man. No matter if the man is going for it or not. I'll pass for now...lol
Dang Mills...looks like you plate is full. When we gon get to whoopin on Teej's head ma! when?
*dee~dee singing...Pimpin all over the world...Luda*
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