I Feel Good

Remember I was telling you guys and gals that my manager was pissing me off by fucking up my name. Well today I got to hit her in the face with a PIE. Not figuratively, literally.

This morning was our beginning of the fourth quarter meeting. We got a new store director so he wanted to introduce himself and give us the "things are gonna be different around here" speech. Okay cool.

Right before the meeting started they had us reach into a bag and grab a slip of paper. The paper was either blank or had a smiley face on it. I got a slip of paper with a smiley face. Later on in the meeting they said that we were going to do a little role playing and that's why some of us had the smiley faces, we would be the actors. Alright fine whatever...you bastards drag me out of the house on my day off at the crack of dawn for this bullshit...is what I was thinking.

The meeting is over and then they announce that the smiley faces really mean you get to toss a pie in the face of any manager you choose. I was like REALLY? To tell you the truth I didn't want to do it...I didn't want to have a horrible schedule for the rest of my time there. But she (my manager) was like, "C'mon you can throw one at me." Exactly the person I wanted to get. Now that's fate/karma/and most importantly God.

I got that pie and everybody was cheering, "Get her Millie, follow through, make it good." So I drew that pie back a good distance and got her smack in the face SPLAT! The cream flew everywhere. The new store manager is right things are definitely going to be different around there. In case you haven't notice dude (store manager) is cool as hell and funny.

Needless to say I feel good in the Mad Real World.