This Shit Ain't Happened Since High School...Part Two
To fully understand what's going on please read part one first.
My mind began to race I couldn't believe what she just said.
NameLiar: "Tami, you shittin' me, right?"
Tami: "Nope. I'm for real."
NameLiar: "Quit playing Tami, no you didn't."
Tami: "Yeah I did."
NameLiar: "Tami why would you do that?"
Tami: "Let me tell you how it all happened."
At this point I couldn't stop laughing from pure disbelief...you know that laughter that happens when someone does something to you and you say to yourself I can't believe this shit is happening to me. That is exactly what I was thinking as she told me what she had done.
Tami: "You know we got a shipment in this morning, and Alex was helping me put phones away."
NameLiar: "Okay."
Tami: "So I asked him, Alex do you have a girlfriend? He said no."
NameLiar: "Alright that is harmless, you got the info for me that is good but how..."
Tami: "Then he asked why did I want to know, I told him someone has a crush on you. He asked is it a product specialist? I told him I won't say what department she works in, since its only Lillie, you, and I who are product specialist. But then he said he already knew who it was."
NameLiar: "What?"
Tami: "Yeah he said he knew who it was already. So I asked him who and he said Millie."
NameLiar: "Stop lying Tami."
Tami: "Girl I am not lying."
NameLiar: "How in the hell did he know it was me."
Tami: "I don't know how he knew but I told him yep it is Millie."
NameLiar: "Damn Tami you didn't have to agree."
I started laughing again and she laughed as well.
My mind began to race. I was totally unprepared for this. Oh man what am I gonna do now. I thought he was cute I wasn't sure if I really liked him or not now he thinks that I am hot for his drawz or some shit. God I hope he doesn't turn into an asshole. Get a big head and shit. Okay think NameLiar think...now what, she has basically blasted you out of water and your cloaking devices are no longer working.
It was time for me to punch in and head out on the floor, where Alex would definitely be. (Swallow) As I headed to the computer to clock in, I couldn't type in my work id number my hand was shaking really bad. I was thinking what the fuck is wrong with me? One of my co-workers stopped me and asked if everything was alright. I told him yes, then no. He said is it something personal, I think he was referring to PMS or something. I told him no. Is it something sexual? No. I don't pay him any attention he is the store's overly horny dude. I was finally able to clock in and I headed towards the DVDs.
I developed a temporary solution to my problem. I would avoid Alex until I could gather my thoughts. That worked for the first 2 hours of work and then it became impossible. A gay couple came in looking for Adventures in Babysitting. I told them I knew exactly where it was because I loved that movie as well. We were laughing and talking about the movie and other bad movies. I had actually forgot about what happened earlier. As the gentlemen were telling me that I was a great help and that they had enjoyed talking to me, Alex walks pass. I saw him and thought, "Thank God I'm helping them out because I'm busy, so I don't have time to talk to Alex." Just as I had that thought Alex stopped and started talking to Tami.
No! Don't talk to Tami she has said enough already...lol. Damn he was waiting for me. Don't leave me now my new found gay buddies. "See you around Millie," one of the guys said. "Okay guys see ya next time."
I took a deep breath and walked toward Alex and Tami.
Tami: "Hey Millie." She smiles with that look in her eyes like look who has found you.
Alex: "Hey Millie." He is smiling as well.
NameLiar: "Hey Alex." I smile and give Tami a look.
Alex: "Millie are you just getting here?"
NameLiar: "No I have been here for a while...a couple of hours."
Alex: "Oh what time did you get in?"
NameLiar: "Ummm..." My brain goes completely blank y'all I couldn't remember what time I came in...Oh shit I can't remember. I don't have the slightest idea. "What time did I get in?"
Alex: "Yeah." He starts to laugh.
NameLiar: "I can't remember. I honestly can't remember. I don't have the slightest idea. Tami what time did I come in?"
Tami: "Girl, you got here at like 11:50."
NameLiar: "Yeah 11:50, like she said."
Alex laughed again.
Luckily a customer saved me further embarrassment by saying "Excuse me, can you help me find..." I was like, "Sure." and got the hell out of dodge.
I can't believe that my mind went completely blank. I'm a pimp this shit doesn't happened to me. I always have something slick to say, some fly ass line to throw at a nigga but then again he isn't a nigga.
Okay I need some advice on how to handle this situation...help me out people...I can't keep avoiding him. Any ideas will be given serious consideration.
I should have just keep my big mouth shut in the Mad Real World.
My mind began to race I couldn't believe what she just said.
NameLiar: "Tami, you shittin' me, right?"
Tami: "Nope. I'm for real."
NameLiar: "Quit playing Tami, no you didn't."
Tami: "Yeah I did."
NameLiar: "Tami why would you do that?"
Tami: "Let me tell you how it all happened."
At this point I couldn't stop laughing from pure disbelief...you know that laughter that happens when someone does something to you and you say to yourself I can't believe this shit is happening to me. That is exactly what I was thinking as she told me what she had done.
Tami: "You know we got a shipment in this morning, and Alex was helping me put phones away."
NameLiar: "Okay."
Tami: "So I asked him, Alex do you have a girlfriend? He said no."
NameLiar: "Alright that is harmless, you got the info for me that is good but how..."
Tami: "Then he asked why did I want to know, I told him someone has a crush on you. He asked is it a product specialist? I told him I won't say what department she works in, since its only Lillie, you, and I who are product specialist. But then he said he already knew who it was."
NameLiar: "What?"
Tami: "Yeah he said he knew who it was already. So I asked him who and he said Millie."
NameLiar: "Stop lying Tami."
Tami: "Girl I am not lying."
NameLiar: "How in the hell did he know it was me."
Tami: "I don't know how he knew but I told him yep it is Millie."
NameLiar: "Damn Tami you didn't have to agree."
I started laughing again and she laughed as well.
My mind began to race. I was totally unprepared for this. Oh man what am I gonna do now. I thought he was cute I wasn't sure if I really liked him or not now he thinks that I am hot for his drawz or some shit. God I hope he doesn't turn into an asshole. Get a big head and shit. Okay think NameLiar think...now what, she has basically blasted you out of water and your cloaking devices are no longer working.
It was time for me to punch in and head out on the floor, where Alex would definitely be. (Swallow) As I headed to the computer to clock in, I couldn't type in my work id number my hand was shaking really bad. I was thinking what the fuck is wrong with me? One of my co-workers stopped me and asked if everything was alright. I told him yes, then no. He said is it something personal, I think he was referring to PMS or something. I told him no. Is it something sexual? No. I don't pay him any attention he is the store's overly horny dude. I was finally able to clock in and I headed towards the DVDs.
I developed a temporary solution to my problem. I would avoid Alex until I could gather my thoughts. That worked for the first 2 hours of work and then it became impossible. A gay couple came in looking for Adventures in Babysitting. I told them I knew exactly where it was because I loved that movie as well. We were laughing and talking about the movie and other bad movies. I had actually forgot about what happened earlier. As the gentlemen were telling me that I was a great help and that they had enjoyed talking to me, Alex walks pass. I saw him and thought, "Thank God I'm helping them out because I'm busy, so I don't have time to talk to Alex." Just as I had that thought Alex stopped and started talking to Tami.
No! Don't talk to Tami she has said enough already...lol. Damn he was waiting for me. Don't leave me now my new found gay buddies. "See you around Millie," one of the guys said. "Okay guys see ya next time."
I took a deep breath and walked toward Alex and Tami.
Tami: "Hey Millie." She smiles with that look in her eyes like look who has found you.
Alex: "Hey Millie." He is smiling as well.
NameLiar: "Hey Alex." I smile and give Tami a look.
Alex: "Millie are you just getting here?"
NameLiar: "No I have been here for a while...a couple of hours."
Alex: "Oh what time did you get in?"
NameLiar: "Ummm..." My brain goes completely blank y'all I couldn't remember what time I came in...Oh shit I can't remember. I don't have the slightest idea. "What time did I get in?"
Alex: "Yeah." He starts to laugh.
NameLiar: "I can't remember. I honestly can't remember. I don't have the slightest idea. Tami what time did I come in?"
Tami: "Girl, you got here at like 11:50."
NameLiar: "Yeah 11:50, like she said."
Alex laughed again.
Luckily a customer saved me further embarrassment by saying "Excuse me, can you help me find..." I was like, "Sure." and got the hell out of dodge.
I can't believe that my mind went completely blank. I'm a pimp this shit doesn't happened to me. I always have something slick to say, some fly ass line to throw at a nigga but then again he isn't a nigga.
Okay I need some advice on how to handle this situation...help me out people...I can't keep avoiding him. Any ideas will be given serious consideration.
I should have just keep my big mouth shut in the Mad Real World.
posted by NameLiar at 1:00 PM
6 Comments:
Trust me, this shit will work out fine. And either you'll fuck him or ya won't. How's that for profundity?
KZ
^^^ *lol*
First of all, she needs her azz kicked. If it were me, I'd probably just keep a low profile like you're doing. Don't avoid him tho, that draws attention, too. Keep it pimpin like you always do and just be yourself... he is just one man in a world full and he seemed to be interested in your conversation before he knew, anyway. Don't feel embarassed coz attractions come and go so quickly sometimes, you may not even care next week regardless... No need to sweat. *wink*
You forgot what time you came in? NameLiar!? I don't think it's the man that's gotten under your skin, but the situation. You need to show him and yo girl pimps can't be fazed! Do what you do playa!
Zed...that is true.
Eclectic Soul...that is true he is only one man. I don't know why I am tripping.
Toneec42...You are so right now that I think about it, it is definitely the situation more so than it is the man. It totally caught me off guard and I would've never expected something like this to happen.
Don't worry. If it doesn't work out, it's not like he chopped a limb off. The only thing that won't happen is a chance to see if he's hung. AAnd believe me, that won't be the end of the MAD REAL WORLD! ;-)
You already know how I feel and what I said you should do...now man the hell up and get that man and your pimp points back ya heard me!...LOL:)
*forgetting what time she came in...why I oughtta...*
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