The SBC (Stupid Broads Club) is now accepting new members.
This is a NameLiar and AimHigher collaboration.
Welcome to the SBC, the Stupid Broads Club Inc.
Do you or someone you know meet the requirements to join? Read the qualifications we are actively seeking new members. Please don't be afraid to apply.
- Do you dis (dismiss) your girls at the mere thought, inkling, idea, potential, possibility that your no good man might call or come by? Does the saying you ain't got to go home, but you got to get the hell out of here ring a bell, when he calls?
- Do you hang out with your friends only because your no good man isn't available?
- Are you Dick-no-tized? Dick-no-tized: in a state of hypnosis by the dick, the penis, the male member.
- Are you able to find the cure for AIDS, become a brain surgeon, or perform major miracles on your no good man's behalf, but if one of your friends has a common cold they are as good as dead because you don't care, they are not your man?
- Do you spend bill money on your no good man and then ask to borrow money from your friends to pay said bills?
- Do you act oblivious to your friends growing concern about your scandalous relationship with your no good man?
- Can you always give expert advice to your friends on how to deal with their relationships but are clueless when it comes to your no good man?
- Have you gone from virgin sex (simple sex) to straight back alley street whore circus tricks sex for a no good man?
- When you are on the phone and the other line "beeps," do you just click over and answer the other line without saying hold on hoping that it is your no good man? Or even worse do you hang up instead of saying hold on?
- Have you gone from slob to suburban housewife? Do you find yourself running errands for your no good man? Have you cleaned his house? Do you wash his clothes? Are you now a chauffeur to him and or his children?
If you answered yes to ALL of these questions then you qualify for an administrative position in the SBC. Check the Administrative box if you are interested in one of the open positions.
Dang AimHigher look at those new members line up. Yeah its a shame NameLiar, keep it movin' in the mad real world.
posted by Anonymous at 12:01 AM
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*LMAO........STILL......STILL.....STILL....WAIT!!.....STILL:)
yA'LL A MESS OVER THERE IN THE MAD REAL WORLD!
BUT IT'S THE TRUTH...RUTHZ:)
No Echo you can't join, you don't have the required no good man. And you haven't done number 1 and or 2 lately you've missed your opportunity to join sorry...lol
Membership denied.
Okay Echo we'll let you in but you have to promise to at least add one of the requirements of memebership to your to do list. lol
Membership Approved.
LOLOLOLOL! that is all i can say!
Excellet list, I totally agree! Babygirl, I have been to your crib here a grip of times, brang yo happy ass to see me, Namila.
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PAAHHH-REEECH ON!!!!
I used to have a couple of ditsy ass "friends" like that. I had to cut them loose specifically because of that crap. I thought I was the only one who gets utterly disgusted by a woman who does that.
Ah Bossmack, "Bring my happy ass?"
WTF? Even though a part of me finds a man giving me orders appealing I don't know you like that brah. Don't make me pimp smack that ass.
Wooo..now that I got that out of the way, I'll be over as soon as I can...lol
Ladies, ladies, ladies...
Y'all are a crack up but sadly I do know some women who should apply for administrative positions. I'm not understanding how you can get caught up in a relationship like that. Doesn't anyone watch Lifetime?! LOL
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