Let The Countdown Begin...Tic, Tic, Tic
*NameLiar pulls out bullhorn*PEOPLE THERE ARE 6 DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE BABY SHOWER.
*someone in the background shouts* What? Only 6 days.HELL YEAH, ONLY 6 DAYS!
Okay only 6 days left. I'm not sweating though, I have the restaurant secure, even though I only paid for 50 people to eat, but that's cool because only 30 people called to RSVP. If more than 50 people come and we run out of food, which I doubt, I can give them the this is what happens when you don't RSVP speech. So the restuarant and the food get the "DONE" stamp.
Alright that is the only thing I can stamp at this point. Which makes me a little nervous.
One of my homegirls, who shall remain nameless, the chick from Liar, Liar Pants On Fire she is supposed to be on cake and decorations duty. That's simple enough there is only one problem she is not talking to me. That's right people she is giving me the silent treatment. I have left her a message 4 out of the 7 days last week. Now I don't like to stalk people, if you don't want to talk fine, but we are trying to throw a successful baby shower here. I need to know if she has secured the cake and does she have enough money to get the decorations. I call and I get nothing but the voicemail. She calls Toni and asks her questions but refuses to call me, so Toni has to be the middleman....nothing will be a surprise to Toni she knows everything that is going on with the shower. Thanx a lot "homie." Her petty ass...oooh I swear.
Last I heard, from Toni, my "homie" was getting a cake that was half Red Velvet, half German Chocolate. Okay I don't know about y'all but I DON'T EAT NEITHER ONE OF THEM MUTHAFUCKAS and I know a lot of people don't eat that shit either. (No offense to those of you that do enjoy any one of those cakes). You are supposed to keep it simple when feeding the masses and if you are not going to keep it simple then at least have variety, throw a plain cake in there too. Cake and decorations...no stamp!
Ms. Hoover is suppose to give me the rest of her money for the restaurant on Tuesday. I can cover the restaurant alone but we agreed to split the bill three ways, only 2 ways have been covered. I just learned that her car has broken down so we all know what that means...she ain't gon' have it. How fucking convient. Hoover bet not be playing around or I am going to jack her ass up. Run me my money, trick. She gon' mess around and get cussed out. She has yet to call me and say, "I don't have the money," so maybe I am jumping the gun a bit. We will know whats up Tuesday. Rest of the money...no stamp!
Well at least I know what has to be done in the mad real world.
posted by NameLiar at 10:00 PM
6 Comments:
I see you're riding it out smoothly, I pray for the success of the event and karma will kick in for those looking to diva thier way through your event.
I hope they remember exactly what a shower is for and act accordingly. I also hope you remember DJay's principles of getting that paper.
You might have to whoop that trick.
Get em'
Insanely- You are so right you can't go wrong with yellow cake. Ms Hoover is fucking asking for it.
Hassan- This shit is almost over. I can't wait to be taken out of my misery. Its bad enough I have Toni's sisters calling with complaints already. I don't want to have to whoop their asses and Ms. Hoovers. That's a lot of ass to be whooped.
Echo - She really is a trip. I hope she comes through as well. I expect more from my elders, this woman is in her late 30s early 40s. The shit she be pulling I would expect from someone in their 20s.
Women always have to organize little foo-foo shit for each other. And from what I see on the outside, there's a lot of fucking dissention in the ranks when it's time to accomplish shit. I applaud the effort, though, 'cuz niggas don't do shit for one another. Unless it's a bachelor party and we all know those are more for the guests than the bachelor anyway.
You do yo' shit
KZ
Well I am just glad no one got hurt yet:)
You are handling it like a trooper though...:)
Oh make that 31 ppl to RSVP...I'm calling now!:)
LMAO @ 'Run me my money, trick!' U are soooo wesside! Patience my dear ladd. Try to remember to exercise your patience.
Still counting...
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