"You Are On My List" Part One

Here are my current funny women of television and film. Every time these broads show up I start laughing.

When this woman showed up in the movie Beauty Shop she tripped me out. She walked into the salon which was located in Atlanta, Georgia and said, "Wooo, its hotter than a jalapeno's coochie out there." I swear I almost hit the floor. "Its hotter than a jalapeno's coochie," who says that shit? Nobody but Adele Givens. From playing nurse Johnson on the TV show Martin to playing Tricks in the major motion picture The Players Club this Chicago native has had me rolling for years. As a Queen of Comedy she taught us the value of a name. "I have a friend named Alexis who should have been named A-Buick." For her crazy appearances in my favorite shows and her hilarious stand up routines I deem Adele Givens worthy of being "On My List."


This broad is crazy as hell. If you have ever seen her stop by on the Ellen show you know this to be true. Leah Remini co-star of The King of Queens is a crazy ass trash talking chick. She is a black woman trapped in a white woman's body. She is real gritty and down to earth while being ranked #19 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World." I first recall seeing Leah in Saved By The Bell. She played Stacey Kirosey in the summer episodes when Zack and the gang worked at a resort. She had a "smart ass" tone then and it is even worse now. As you all know I like a little trash talking and she does it with the best and manages to make it funny. For her Brooklyn based trash talking I deem Leah Remini worthy of being "On My List."



Alright now y'all know this woman. I really don't have to say much about her. This woman has played everybody's Momma. She has played the mother or mother figure in the following movies and TV shows: What's Love Got To Do With It?, Poetic Justice, Meteor Man, The Temptations, The Little Richard Story, Juwanna Man, The Brothers, The Preachers Wife, Nora's Hair Salon, Girlfriends, The Jamie Foxx Show, and Dead Presidents. Now those are only the movies and shows that I can recall I'm sure there are more. She is loud and sometimes abrasive and I love it. I got the quote, "You are on my list" from her. That was her tag line in a Different World when she played Dean Davenport. If you were caught misbehaving or doing something suspicious you ended up on her hit list. For being everyone's no nonsense Momma I deem Jenifer Lewis worthy of being "On My List."

If you didn't know them now you do. What women make you laugh in the mad real world?