The Color Purple

I went to go see The Color Purple, the Chicago version, this week. It was pretty good I must admit. The songs are pretty engaging and entertaining. They made it much more comedic than the movie and book were, which was a nice change. We always used to make a joke out of most of the movie anyway. I don't know why.

I was a little suspicious when I heard Michelle Williams fr om Destiny's Child was playing Shug Avery. I was like who would believe her as Shug Avery but she did okay. She could have done a little better in a few spots but it wasn't that bad for a beginner.

All and all the crew and I enjoyed it. It was a good times had by all in the mad real world.

Ugly Men 101, Please explain.

Why do ugly men always try to holla at my ass?

I know what you're probably saying "you're lucky anyone is hollerin' at yo ass."
Look I'm not trying to be stuck up, nor am I trying to say that I'm the finest creature on this planet however I know ugly and I'm not it and in addition to that I'm not attracted to it.

I know, I know, ugly people need love too but I don't have to be the one to give it to them. Let me tell you this story...

I met this cat and he was at least 300lbs and only 5'9." I wasn't attracted to him but I tried to use wisdom and look past his outer appearance, looks aren't everything is what they tell you. The more I talked to this cat the more aggravated I became. When I talked to him on the phone he would be breathing all heavy and snorting and hacking especially when he would lie down and try and talk. I was like eewww, not attractive!!

Now I know I'm not a stick, far from it, but come on. Just cause I'm overweight doesn't mean that I have to be attracted to folks who are even bigger than I.

I hated talking to him when he ate. It was like listening to animal planet. I would hear all these sounds that just made me want to hurl. I would immediately get off the phone.
Then it got even worse. He sent me a picture of his uncircumcised penis that was approximately 3 inches long it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I was like AWE HELL NAH!!! I'm definitely out. Ain't no way in hell I was dealing with all that and a wiener the size of a Vienna sausage with a hood. That shit was gross, he had to hold up this big flap of fat just so he could take the picture.

He had the nerve to send me a text after that talking about did that turn me on. Hell nah that didn't turn me on. It turned me so off I couldn't even think about sex for months. If I think about it now I want to throw up...lol

So, rumor has it that you get back what you put out into the universe. Can somebody please explain to me how I put out little dick sumo wrestler? Cause last time I checked I didn't order that in the mad real world.

5 Months Worth...Nah I'll keep it brief.

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you...

Where to begin, not that anyone will be reading lol...

I've gained and lost a couple of dudes. Don't worry they weren't worth shit.

I've painted some stuff and sold some of them. Ch-ching!

I've made new friends and drifted from some old ones. Friends how many of us have them?

I've cut off two years worth of natural hair...goodbye my love!

Now I wonder can I regain the habit of blogging again. I'll give it a shot.

But you never can tell in the mad real world.