Why do ugly men always try to
holla at my ass?
I know what you're probably saying "you're lucky anyone is
hollerin' at yo ass."
Look I'm not trying to be stuck up, nor am I trying to say that I'm the finest creature on this planet however I know ugly and I'm not it and in addition to that I'm not attracted to it.
I know, I know, ugly people need love too but I don't have to be the one to give it to them. Let me tell you this story...
I met this cat and he was at least 300lbs and only 5'9." I wasn't attracted to him but I tried to use wisdom and look past his outer appearance, looks aren't everything is what they tell you. The more I talked to this cat the more
aggravated I became. When I talked to him on the phone he would be breathing all heavy and snorting and hacking especially when he would lie down and try and talk. I was like
eewww, not attractive!!
Now I know I'm not a stick, far from it, but come on. Just cause I'm overweight doesn't mean that I have to be attracted to folks who are even bigger than I.
I hated talking to him when he ate. It was like listening to animal planet. I would hear all these sounds that just made me want to hurl. I would immediately get off the phone.
Then it got even worse. He sent me a picture of his
uncircumcised penis that was approximately 3 inches long it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I was like AWE HELL NAH!!! I'm definitely out. Ain't no way in hell I was dealing with all that and a
wiener the size of a
Vienna sausage with a hood. That shit was gross, he had to hold up this big flap of fat just so he could take the picture.
He had the
nerve to send me a text after that talking about did that turn me on. Hell nah that didn't turn me on. It turned me so off I couldn't even think about sex for months. If I think about it now I want to throw up...
lolSo, rumor has it that you get back what you put out into the universe. Can somebody please explain to me how I put out little dick sumo wrestler? Cause last time I checked I didn't order that in the mad real world.