It's Finally Over...Bye, Bye Babyshower
I made it through that blasted baby shower without killing anyone. I must say that it went well. It was a little bumpy at first.
MY "BUDDY"
The buddy who was on decorations and cake duty showed up 40 minutes late. We were supposed to start decorating at 3:00. The shower started at 4 she got there at 4:40. At 3:00 I was cool. At 3:30 I got nervous. At 4:00 I started sweating. At 4:30 I was pissed. When she did finally arrive I was tempted to be nasty but I didn't act up or show my ass, I was just relieved. She is always late though...lol. I have never known her to be on time except for when she is going to work and sometimes that is shaky.
MY MOTHER
I put my mother in charge of the games. She is so much more vocal than I. She usually coordinates all the parties. She let me throw this one because she knew it would be crazy to plan for. I asked her during the planning stages how come she wasn't helping or backing me up, all she said was, "I worked with these people before and I'm not touching it." I was able to get her to do the games so for that I was happy, I let her do her thang. She did a great job...not a surprise there.
MS. HOOVER
Ms. Hoover brought her money to my house Thursday...great right...No...She was 10 bux short, typical. She just couldn't do things completely right, she had to do something wrong. Ms. Hoover didn't come to the baby shower....Whoopi! That's right her ass didn't even come. Somebody should throw a party just for that. I didn't have to see her punk ass, as a matter of fact I haven't seen her ass since the first baby shower planning meeting. Oh well...lol
THE SISTERS FROM HELL
Toni's "sisters" showed up like 2 and a half hours late. That didn't bother me...I just looked at their ugly asses like they were pitiful. The funny part was Dee-Dee knew who they were without me saying anything and they look nothing like Toni. Them bitches couldn't say nothing bad the joint was decorated nicely and the food was good. Even tho' I don't think there was any chicken left when they got there, oh well bitches, eat the fish. LOL
Basically it was a good time had by all and I even managed to enjoy myself in the process of making everybody else happy. So the baby shower drama has a happy ending.
I can't wait to see what happens when one of us gets married in the mad real world.
MY "BUDDY"
The buddy who was on decorations and cake duty showed up 40 minutes late. We were supposed to start decorating at 3:00. The shower started at 4 she got there at 4:40. At 3:00 I was cool. At 3:30 I got nervous. At 4:00 I started sweating. At 4:30 I was pissed. When she did finally arrive I was tempted to be nasty but I didn't act up or show my ass, I was just relieved. She is always late though...lol. I have never known her to be on time except for when she is going to work and sometimes that is shaky.
MY MOTHER
I put my mother in charge of the games. She is so much more vocal than I. She usually coordinates all the parties. She let me throw this one because she knew it would be crazy to plan for. I asked her during the planning stages how come she wasn't helping or backing me up, all she said was, "I worked with these people before and I'm not touching it." I was able to get her to do the games so for that I was happy, I let her do her thang. She did a great job...not a surprise there.
MS. HOOVER
Ms. Hoover brought her money to my house Thursday...great right...No...She was 10 bux short, typical. She just couldn't do things completely right, she had to do something wrong. Ms. Hoover didn't come to the baby shower....Whoopi! That's right her ass didn't even come. Somebody should throw a party just for that. I didn't have to see her punk ass, as a matter of fact I haven't seen her ass since the first baby shower planning meeting. Oh well...lol
THE SISTERS FROM HELL
Toni's "sisters" showed up like 2 and a half hours late. That didn't bother me...I just looked at their ugly asses like they were pitiful. The funny part was Dee-Dee knew who they were without me saying anything and they look nothing like Toni. Them bitches couldn't say nothing bad the joint was decorated nicely and the food was good. Even tho' I don't think there was any chicken left when they got there, oh well bitches, eat the fish. LOL
Basically it was a good time had by all and I even managed to enjoy myself in the process of making everybody else happy. So the baby shower drama has a happy ending.
I can't wait to see what happens when one of us gets married in the mad real world.
posted by NameLiar at 10:20 PM
3 Comments:
Im glad that it went off pretty much hitch-less. LMAO @ 'eat the fish'!!!!!
Man, I was hoping for some free for all, 6 woman tag-team girlfight type action, but I guess I gotta settle for a peaceful function with lots of giftgiving and them other heifers eating fish...
Damn... Ain't no good catfights no more.
yeah man it was a blast...thanks for inviting me...Dee-Dee love Mills fam:)
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