What A Dumbass...Don't Call Me I'll Call You
I was lying in my bed resting, watching the Bernie Mac Show. I was half asleep. The phone rings. *RING, RING* I answer it.
A male voice says, "Can I speak to NameLiar?"
"This is she."
"Why you didn't call me today?"
"I just got in the house, not to long ago." *thinking...muthafucka I must didn't want to talk*
"Oh. So what you doing?"
"Nothing, in the bed."
"Oh...(long pause)...
*I start whistling in my head, thinking well nigga what?*
Well I just wanted to see what you were up to."
"I ain't doing nothing."
*Silence*
"Well I ain't really got nothing to talk about I have to go to work tomorrow."
"Oh okay I just wanted to see what you were doing. *You said that already* Aye matter of fact let me call you back."
"Sure." *rolling my eyes*
I hang up.
What the hell was all of that about, the nigga called me and had absolutely nothing to talk about. Don't call me with absolutely nothing and then think that I am going to fill in the blanks. Have at least one topic to discuss. Hell even when I am in flutter mode and I just want to hear a nigga's voice I stop myself and come up with a least 3 things to talk about so as to not make it obvious that I just want to hear him breathe. Good grief man.
I hate when people call me and don't have shit to say, just on the phone breathing...say something you dumb muthafucka. Damn mute ass niggas wanna call you in the middle of the night and use your voice to help them have a good nights sleep. You ain't getting no wet dreams off of my voice tonight...I ain't finna say shit if you ain't got shit to say. You are on your own. Goodnight.
Then again the brother couldn't resist the power of this pimp in the mad real world.
A male voice says, "Can I speak to NameLiar?"
"This is she."
"Why you didn't call me today?"
"I just got in the house, not to long ago." *thinking...muthafucka I must didn't want to talk*
"Oh. So what you doing?"
"Nothing, in the bed."
"Oh...(long pause)...
*I start whistling in my head, thinking well nigga what?*
Well I just wanted to see what you were up to."
"I ain't doing nothing."
*Silence*
"Well I ain't really got nothing to talk about I have to go to work tomorrow."
"Oh okay I just wanted to see what you were doing. *You said that already* Aye matter of fact let me call you back."
"Sure." *rolling my eyes*
I hang up.
What the hell was all of that about, the nigga called me and had absolutely nothing to talk about. Don't call me with absolutely nothing and then think that I am going to fill in the blanks. Have at least one topic to discuss. Hell even when I am in flutter mode and I just want to hear a nigga's voice I stop myself and come up with a least 3 things to talk about so as to not make it obvious that I just want to hear him breathe. Good grief man.
I hate when people call me and don't have shit to say, just on the phone breathing...say something you dumb muthafucka. Damn mute ass niggas wanna call you in the middle of the night and use your voice to help them have a good nights sleep. You ain't getting no wet dreams off of my voice tonight...I ain't finna say shit if you ain't got shit to say. You are on your own. Goodnight.
Then again the brother couldn't resist the power of this pimp in the mad real world.
posted by NameLiar at 11:10 PM
5 Comments:
I used to make calls like that all the time. Then I turned 14.
KZ
OHHHH!!! I totally feel you on that! Don't call me and sit on the phone. I don't want to hear you breathing. I can't stand you in the first place, so you want to jump on my last nerve by reminding me that you are still breathing?!! OHHHH don't get me started!
You are right on point with this post.
Wow! Mills I hate that ish. I mean if you call me have something to say that will hold my attention shooks!
You ain't never lied Zed....then I turn 16:)
Right on point post Mills:)
Yeah, those are the calls I'm having with my ex-fiance right about now. Once a week he calls and I'm like "what the heck we gon' talk about?!" But I muddle through 20 minutes then go on back to whatever I was doing. Most times I don't even stop doing what I was doing when he called.
wack.
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